We get smarter as we grow older, well some of us do?

A Police STOP at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is
asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about
alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and
staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that
lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."